I hate summer

Because everyone finally starts to invite me to parties and they’re always pool parties

And don’t get me wrong, my friends can be swell

But I hate swimming, I hate pools, and I hate bathing suits 

And it really bothered me this past summer that my friends wouldn’t accept the fact that if I went to their parties, I wasn’t going to swim

They’d tell me to come anyway because it’d be totally super rad, and I would acquiesce, and they’d ignore me the entire time and then tell me it would’ve been fun for me if I’d just brought a bathing suit and swam anyway

It really bothered me that my friends did that, because they did a grand total of about twelve times this past summer alone

Just over and over

Man, it was really stupid 

I hate summer

Winter is great