February 2011
January 2011
Boy Meets World
Shawn: You know, he used to tell me how wonderful you were, but guys always say great things about their girlfriends until they break up. That's when the truth comes out. You know, I've waited 15 years to find out what he really thinks about you. Do you wanna know what he thinks about you now that you've broken up?
Topanga: No. Shawn, I don't wanna talk about him.
Shawn: Now that you've broken up, he still tells me how wonderful you are.
“Nerd girls are the world’s greatest underutilized romantic resource”
– John Green (via missmarauder)
“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is...”
– John Keating, Dead Poet’s Society (via supprosetry)
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“Some people feel like they don’t deserve love. They walk away quietly into empty...”
– Into the Wild, Jon Krakauer (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
Letting a Guy With Braces Eat Me Out
fucknicethings:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is letting a guy with braces eat me out. His metal-mouth ripped my labia to shreds. It’s painful to go the the bathroom now and I’m worried there might be some permanent damage. I am considering going to see a doctor but do not want to have to explain what happened to me.
[Female, 17]
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK
I love Justin Nozuka.
His ass is all over my iTunes Top 25 Most Played.
Omg Rachel add me on skype
~|~sExTiNg~||
Lololol made a skype.
Whatabadass <- and there you have it folks. When Steph runs out of name options, she goes for the obvious.
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Neil Patrick Harris, you are the one person I...
A close second place is tied between about 16 other people, though.
Tumblr has ruined any trace of grammar nazi left...
I use to type with perfect grammar, and now I just derp all over my keyboard and hope comprehensible sentences form themselves.
omg how did you get a girlfriend, david, you must have such a small dick
David, you have like 10,000 followers; do not like my posts like you know what I’m going through, you don’t know me, you don’t know my life, no one understands, I just live in an abyss of dark emotion omg
And damnit I was 1 away from 200, damn you, damn you to hell
Okay fine... Don't text back.
scout-pilgrim:
“The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.”
– Oscar Wilde- The Picture of Dorian Gray
“You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to...”
– Oscar Wilde- The Picture of Dorian Gray
“Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the sense but...”
– Oscar Wilde- The Picture of Dorian Gray
“It has been said that the great events of the world take place in the brain.”
– Oscar Wilde- The Picture of Dorian Gray
“The worst of having a romance of any kind is that it leaves one so unromantic.”
– Oscar Wilde- The Picture of Dorian Gray
“It is a sad thing to think of, but there is no doubt that Genius last longer...”
– Oscar Wilde- The Picture of Dorian Gray
“It is only the intellectually lost who ever argue.”
– Oscar Wilde- The Picture of Dorian Gray
“I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles...”
– Oscar Wilde- The Picture of Dorian Gray
“Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of...”
– Oscar Wilde- The Picture of Dorian Gray
The Picture of Dorian Gray quote spam commencing...
It's Martin Luther King day, David. Have some...