February 2012
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oh my god oatmeal is the exact consistency of vomit why didn’t anyone WARN ME
it makes me irrationally upset when my friends are friends with people i don’t like
i am petulant
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i’ve never eaten oatmeal before and i have the stuff to make it
i’m considering making it right now just to see if i can
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sometimes youngji and i discuss what it would be like if our old physics teacher had a tumblr
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“My leg’s grown back. When I came to the hospital, I had one leg!”
“Well, there is a war on- is it possible you miscounted?”
“Everybody lives, Rose. Just this once, everybody lives.”
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CHRIST this child is so cute OH MY GOD
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i would dance with the doctor
I’m assuming all five of you are down for dancing with me on top of an invisible space ship at prom then
AH
IT’S GAIUS
I ALWAYS FORGET HE’S IN THIS EPISODE
AND HE PLAYS A DOCTOR TOO
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i want to dance with captain jack on top of an invisible spaceship tethered to big ben in 1941 during an air raid
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HEY
EVERYONE IN COMP GOV
WEAR YOUR PUTIN SHIRTS TOMORROW
i think there’s a very real possibility that i’m in love with ellen page
i’m going to see phantom menace 3d with my little brother and the guy i had a crush on for two years
god save me
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i love doing my calc homework
tooawkwardforlife:
i’ll never go horseback riding bc of that episode of Full House where michelle fell of the horse and forgot who bob saget was
“what you want is not in the best interest of the tribe”
my brother just said this jesus CHRIST
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omg in the video to get people to sign up for thon
they picked out a kid that didn’t sign up yet
and slusheed him
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my brother was in biology once, taking a test on biology
and he was trying to come up with an answer about dna
and all of a sudden
he started singing the alphabet song
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oh, charlotte
sometimes i follow and unfollow her to mess with her head
and she’s convinced that i’m trying to follow her, but i can’t figure out how
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my mom doesn’t listen to me
she talks and she waits for me to stop talking so she can talk some more about how i’m wrong
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randompandemonium:
ALLOW ME TO PLAY YOU THE SONG...
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to be totally honest
i don’t think i’ll be going to prom
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“Yeah, about the test - the test will measure whether you are an informed,...”
– John Green (Crash Course)
no, really
i accept dates of any gender
anyone
ugh david you should reblog my post asking people to go on a date with me on valentine’s day
more people care when you say stuff
no one listens to my pleas for dates
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who’s going to go on a date with me on valentine’s day
david: you know how on dates-
me: no
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so have you ever seen the movie star wars
dear grant,
i’m sorry that a girl you’re friends with doesn’t like you the same way you like her
but, you know, not all girls like all guys they’re friends with
and the reason she doesn’t like you
isn’t that you’re “too nice”
it’s probably the same stupidity that led you to believe “friend zone-ing” is a thing
and the...
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none of you will ever even come close to being as perfect as george watsky is
my mom was alone in the office
and she sneezed and automatically said, “thank you”
and i was so confused
i was sitting in the room next to the office and i looked around and said, “for what?”
me: mom, the kitchen reeks of piss
can you clean it
...
please
mom: i'm not doing anything until i finish this paper
me: but mom i'm editing it right now
you're not even doing anything
please
mom:
me: fuck you
i’m going to say this and it’s going to come with a lot of criticism, i’m sure
we don’t do nearly as many research papers in school as i’d like
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people always ask me to edit their papers
my parents especially
and it’s so much fun, it really is
